G-Force (2009)

    This past weekend, we didn’t think we were going to be able to get to a movie to continue our Summer At The Movies ’09. After all, we were on vacation, visiting our niece, newborn nephew and other family members back in our old stomping ground, Vermont.

    Much to our surprise, we ended up seeing 2 movies while we were there. While one we had already seen (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)), our niece suggested G-Force, the new action/animation adventure about the guinea pigs. True, we probably wouldn’t have seen this movie on our own, despite some funny moments in the preview (the mice chanting “poop in his hand! poop in his hand!”), but it was something that looked halfway interesting, so we agreed (plus, well, hey, it’s our niece – how are we going to say no?).

    While there are a couple of familiar faces amongst the live-action characters in G-Force (Bill Nighy, Zach Galifinakis), it’s obvious most of the big bucks was spent on the guinea pigs themselves, from their animation to a voice cast that includes Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz and Steve Buscemi.

    Oddly, none of those voices are largely recognizable, and ex-”SNL”-er Tracy Morgan – whose voice is easily recognized even in the previews – basically steals the show. His character, Darwin, supplies most of the humor of the film, and is easily the most fun to watch. The rest – aside from occasional highlights – mostly fade into the background, becoming, while not quite indistinguishable, just not worth the effort to identify.

    G-Force, unfortunately, while being billed as a “family” film, is obviously aimed at the younger crowd. There are parts that are fun to watch, and the computer animation is top notch when it comes to animating the gerbils, but the plot is rather thin and predictable for the older kids among the crowd. The movie is rather a bit too simplistic, and will probably get more of a positive vote from the kids than the adults that accompany them.

    Of course, with TV shows like “Teletubbies” and films like The Land Before Time, there are duller ways for adults to spend time with kids, so if adults are dragged to G-Force with the kids, they should count themselves lucky.

    Basically, if you’re going as a family – and you have some children in the mix – you could do a lot worse than G-Force. But if you are going as a couple – or just friends – you may want to give G-Force a pass in theaters and wait for it to hit DVD. Then you can get the occasional laughs without spending the big bucks.

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    Reid Currier
    An ex-Floridian now living in Maryland, Reid wants to get into a career that involves web-design, but for now enjoys working on Critiqal in the hopes it will eventually make him rich. When not working on the site, he usually can be found spending time with his wife, Heather, and their two miniature dachshunds, Lexi and Barney.
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  • IMDb - G-Force (2009)
    Directed by Hoyt Yeatman. With Bill Nighy, Sam Rockwell, Will Arnett. A specially trained squad of guinea pigs is dispatched to stop a diabolical billionair...
     
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