http://critiqal.com Everybody is a critiq - we just happen to like sharing our opinions. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:46:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://critiqal.com/crank-high-voltage-2009/1978/ http://critiqal.com/crank-high-voltage-2009/1978/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:02:43 +0000 Reid Currier Action/Adventure]> Crime/Gangster]> Sequel]> Thriller]> http://themindschewtoy.com/?p=1978 Plot: Chev Chelios (Statham) faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.]]> http://critiqal.com/crank-high-voltage-2009/1978/feed/ 0 http://critiqal.com/crank-2006/368/ http://critiqal.com/crank-2006/368/#comments Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:28:01 +0000 Reid Currier http://pezxpress.com/2007/01/14/crank-2006-review/ Plot: Chev Chelios (Statham) is about to die. Injected with a deadly toxin nicknamed "the Beijing cocktail", he has only an hour to live. The only way to prolong his life? Adrenaline. The faster his heart beats, the longer he lives. And he's got something to live for - he has to kill the man who poisoned him (Cantillo).]]> http://critiqal.com/crank-2006/368/feed/ 0 http://critiqal.com/napoleon-dynamite-2004/450/ http://critiqal.com/napoleon-dynamite-2004/450/#comments Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:51:16 +0000 Reid Currier http://www.pezxpress.com/2005/movies/all-reviews/napoleon-dynamite-2004-review/ Plot: Napoleon Dynamite (Heder) is a geek in high school. He lives with his grandmother and brother. When his grandmother is injured "on the dunes", his uncle comes to live with him, and starts plotting ways to make money. Meanwhile, Napoleon befriends new kid in school Pedro (Ramirez), and together they try to tackle the difficulties of high school, including who will go with each of them to the prom.]]> http://critiqal.com/napoleon-dynamite-2004/450/feed/ 0