http://critiqal.com Everybody is a critiq - we just happen to like sharing our opinions. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:46:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://critiqal.com/jonah-hex-2010/5664/ http://critiqal.com/jonah-hex-2010/5664/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:36:07 +0000 Reid Currier Action/Adventure]> Adaptation]> Western]> http://critiqal.com/?p=5664 Plot: Jonah Hex (Brolin) is a scarred drifter and bounty hunter of last resort, a tough and stoic gunslinger who can track down anyone…and anything. But his past is about to catch up to him when the U.S. military makes him an offer he can’t refuse: in exchange for his freedom from the warrants on his head, he must track down and stop the dangerous Quentin Turnbull (Malkovich), Jonah's oldest enemy.]]> http://critiqal.com/jonah-hex-2010/5664/feed/ 0 http://critiqal.com/mutant-chronicles-2008/5407/ http://critiqal.com/mutant-chronicles-2008/5407/#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:55:51 +0000 Reid Currier Action/Adventure]> Adaptation]> http://critiqal.com/?p=5407 Plot: In the year 2707, war rages Earth's four giant corporations as they battle over the planet's dwindling resources. Amid heavy combat, an ancient buried seal shatters, releasing a horrific mutant army from its eternal prison deep within the Earth. As the mutant plague threatens human extinction, a single squad of soldiers descends into the Earth to save mankind.]]> http://critiqal.com/mutant-chronicles-2008/5407/feed/ 0 http://critiqal.com/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-2005/363/ http://critiqal.com/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-2005/363/#comments Mon, 17 Oct 2005 13:58:58 +0000 Reid Currier http://pezxpress.com/2005/10/17/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-2005-review/ Plot: When the Earth is demolished by an alien species, plain Arthur Dent (Freeman) is whisked away by his friend Ford Prefect (Def), who isn't exactly from where he says he is. On this trip, he'll encounter the President of the Galaxy (Rockwell); a depressed android named Marvin (Davis/Rickman); the real intelligent life on Earth; The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything...and a girl he met at a costume party (Deschanel). Based on the novel by Douglas Adams.]]> http://critiqal.com/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-2005/363/feed/ 0 http://critiqal.com/the-messenger-the-story-of-joan-of-arc-1999/1060/ http://critiqal.com/the-messenger-the-story-of-joan-of-arc-1999/1060/#comments Sun, 27 Apr 2003 15:23:06 +0000 Reid Currier Action/Adventure]> Biopic]> Drama]> Politics/Religion]> http://themindschewtoy.com/?p=1060 Plot: In the early 1400's, France was run by England, with no recognized King of France. A young girl named Joan, living in France, claims to have had visions from God. She goes to the Dauphin of France, and pleads with him to give her an army to take back France from England, and help crown him King of France.]]> http://critiqal.com/the-messenger-the-story-of-joan-of-arc-1999/1060/feed/ 0 http://critiqal.com/knockaround-guys-2002/384/ http://critiqal.com/knockaround-guys-2002/384/#comments Mon, 28 Oct 2002 02:22:28 +0000 Reid Currier Action/Adventure]> Crime/Gangster]> http://pezxpress.com/2007/01/18/knockaround-guys-2002-review/ Plot: Matty (Pepper) wants in on his father Benny’s (Hopper) business: the mob. He gets his friend Marbles (Green) to go fly and pick up a bag of cash. After seeing a couple of cops, Marbles freaks and loses the bag. Now Matty, with the help of his buddies Taylor (Diesel) and Scarpa, has to go and find the bag, before Benny’s friend Teddy (Malkovich) has to go get it himself.]]> http://critiqal.com/knockaround-guys-2002/384/feed/ 0