(FOX, Mondays @ 8pm*)
Plot: Dr. Gregory House (Laurie) is devoid of bedside manner and wouldn’t even talk to his patients if he could get away with it. Dealing with his own constant physical pain, he uses a cane that seems to punctuate his acerbic, brutally honest demeanor. While his behavior can border on antisocial, House is a maverick physician whose unconventional thinking and flawless instincts have afforded him a great deal of respect. An infectious disease specialist, he’s a brilliant diagnostician who loves the challenges of the medical puzzles he must solve in order to save lives.

Plot: On their way to Amsterdam, stoners Harold (Cho) and Kumar (Penn) are mistaken for terrorists and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Quickly breaking out, the pair begin a crazy cross-country journey to clear their names.

Plot: To complete his graduate study after finishing up at Coolidge College, Taj (Penn) goes to England’s prestigious Camford University. But, after he is rejected by Camford’s elitist frat and sent to “The Barn”, a den for the losers at the school, he resolves to show the school snobs a lesson they won’t soon forget.

Plot: After a five year absence, The Man Of Steel (Routh) returns to Metropolis, only to find out that the world has moved on…and so has Lois Lane (Bosworth). Plus, old nemesis Lex Luthor (Spacey) is up to a whole new set of tricks. Welcome back, Superman!