Plot: When his mall is struck by a flasher, security guard Ronnie (Rogen) sets out to solve the crime, hoping his success will earn him a coveted spot in the police academy – and the heart of his dream girl Brandi (Faris), the hot make-up counter girl.

Plot: When seasoned comedian George Simmons (Sandler) learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer (Rogen) under his wing as his opening act.

Plot: Stoner Dale Denton (Rogen) visits his dealer Saul Silver (Franco), and is introduced to a new strain of weed called Pineapple Express. But, when Dale drops his joint after witnessing a murder by a crooked cop (Perez) and a notorious drug lord (Cole), Dale discovers the new strain is so rare it can be traced back to him and Saul. Incredibly, this isn’t just a weed-induced delusion, and the two stoners suddenly find themselves running for their lives.

Plot: An imaginative elephant named Horton (Carrey) hears a cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Suspecting there may be life on that speck and despite a surrounding community that is convinced he’s lost his mind, Horton is determined to help. Animated. Based on the children’s book by Dr. Seuss.

Plot: Lifelong platonic friends and 10-year roommates Zack (Rogen) and Miri (Banks), desperate for cash, decide to make a porno.

Plot: When a meteorite lands on Susan’s (Witherspoon) car, Susan is covered with an alien liquid that mutates her into a giant monster. Captured by a secret government agency, she meets a ragtag bunch of mutants captured over the years. But, when an alien attack looms, a frantic call from The President (Colbert) offers these monsters a chance to become heroes. Animated.

Plot: Andy Stitzer (Carrell) is 40, works at an electronics store, collects toys…and has never had sex. When his buddies find out he’s still a virgin, they have a new mission: get Andy laid. With the pressure mounting, he meets a single mom (Keener). Will she be the one, or is he destined to be a virgin forever?